Axon F.T.W

This game I came across while being bored and unemployed. Don't worry Im job hunting :D. This game has to have been made by science nerds, and yet it is so addicting and simple.  This F.T.W is called "Axon" brought to us by "WellcomeCollection"

Online Game
Free to Play
No rating

Axon is simply the tale of a neuron trying to get bigger. You control the neuron as it eats protein cells and fights against the other neurons to consume the most before it dies out. Yep.

The game is actually a really simple point and click game. When you devour a protien a circle appears, you need to click on another protein within that circle before the circle shrivels up and dies. So it becomes a fast reaction clicking game. There are protein "powerups" that will enable you to collect a massive amount of proteins in a short amount of time AND there are proteins that increase the size of your ring.

Its a cool game albeit dorky concept , and if you have a moment you should check it out!

ENJOY!!!

You can play "Axon" here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/592325

Draw Something F.T.W

I found out about this on my last day at my job. And no I wasn't fired for gaming, I quit because I was starting to do shitty in all of my classes. Anyway my boss introduces this game to me and I may very well be the last person to jump on the bandwagon but I decided to put it up anyway. This game is called "Draw Something" brought to us by "OMGPOP"

Iphone App
Free
No age rating

This game is essentially pictionary. The game pairs you with another person playing the game (you can choose a friend with the app or a stranger) and then gives you prompts of what to draw. You choose one and draw it out.  That drawing is then sent to the other player and if they guess what you're drawing right, then you both win points. This goes back and forth and after a while you realize theres more fun in simply drawing than the points.

This game is simple and addictive. You use your fingers on your touch screen to draw, and the game gives you options on how you want the lines you draw to come out. (I.e; Thickness and what color) By getting more points you can unlock more colors, but I never cared to.

It's free to play so get to it.

Arkedo Pixel Review

Pixel Review

"Meow"

Game: Arkedo Series 003 Pixel
Developer: Arkedo
Rating: Unrated
Platforms: Xbox 360
M.S.R.P: 200 live points (5.00)

This time I decided to do something different and review some of the games from the Xbox live arcade. On a whim I chose the game "Pixel" because it looked funky. Now this isnt a standard game so the review is going to be shorter than usual but it should still be a fun little romp. Lets take a look.

Story:

In "Pixel" you are a cat going on an adventure. That is essentially it. I suppose in a sense it accomplishes what it needs to. Giving you an excuse to be cute running around a world.

Grade: C

Gameplay:

"Pixel" is essentially "Super Mario" through and through. You jump on top of enemies to kill them and try to make it to the goal at the end of the stage. There are no power-ups in "Pixel", however for killing 5 enemies in a row, the player gets a MEOWWW attack that kills enemies for you with the cats voice.

In the course of the game you travel through 6 levels, from a house to a garden, to a cave and etc etc. Now despite being a platformer there is a puzzle element to it. To get past certain areas you have to enter a kind of mini game, the mini game usually requires you to run through a maze and reach the goal before time runs out. They are quirky and cute, but can be unnecessarily hard from time to time.

Grade: B

Graphics and Sound:

This game looks like something out of an oldschool gameboy with a newschool feel. The environment and the characters are all made of white pixels against blue backgrounds and it looks cool. Simplistic but beautiful. Definetely a purposeful retro vibe.

The music is catchy in the first level, but thats about it. In terms of being something in  the background, the songs afterwards arent annoying, just not really memorable.

Grade: B-

Verdict:

This game is pretty cool as a fun minigame to have around on your Xbox, and believe me you can do alot worse than this game. If you have live points to spare, I say get it.

Final Grade: C+

Is it worth your money: For that price, yes Id say so.

Heavy Rain Review

Heavy Rain Review

"How far would you go to save your son?"

Game: Heavy Rain
Developer: Quantic Dream
Rating: Mature
Platforms: Ps3
M.S.R.P: 29.99

Never in the entirety of my life had I played a game that had got me so emotionally invested in the characters in a way that "Heavy Rain" does. This is not your typical game, if anything it is an interactive movie that blows you away. I'm going to review this all for you, but let me say now, this game is art. Like drama movie that you dont expect to make you cry, but it does, art.

Story:

The story of "Heavy Rain" falls on deeply mature themes, ones not touched upon in video games before. "Heavy Rain" is the story of four people whose lives become entangled with a tragedy going on in their community. There is a man kidnapping children, drowning the bodies and leaving an origami on their corpse. No one has been able to catch him before he has killed a child, and the game has you unravel the mystery to find out who the culprit is.

As aforementioned you play as four different characters. (You take control of one every chapter.) They are: A father whose son gets kidnapped, a journalist writing about the case, a FBI Agent sent to investigate, and a private investigator who is paid by the families to find the killer. Each story and driving force behind the characters are rich and compelling and you will want to see their stories till the end.

Grade: B+

Gameplay:

The gameplay of Heavy Rain is different, in the sense that the game is essentially quick time events. If you are unfamiliar, QTE's are essentially button prompts, so when a game tells you to hit the A button before the timer runs out...thats a QTE. Heavy Rain is nothing but those, but in a way that is engaging. After a while it becomes really fun and intuitive to do the actions the game wants you to do. That is not to say that it isn't always perfect. There were times where I would mess up scenes because the actions the controls wanted you to take were a bit too complicated...even for me. But I will say this, there is a scene where a finger gets hand sawn off, and you have to do the motions...I have never been so squeamish or engaged in anything so much my whole life.

Another interesting addition to the game is that the characters do come across situations that can kill them. Now of course you as the player are trying your best to not have them die, but you can choose to have certain characters be killed off. There is no game over screen the narrative just keeps going. So once one has beaten the game, they can go back and see what happens if certain characters weren't alive at certain parts in the game and see how it all pans out. It makes the game very engaging and worth multiple play throughs.

Grade: B+

Graphics and Sound:

If your familiar with "L.A Noire", then you must know about motion scan. Motion scan is a new tool used by developers to capture real actors faces and translate them into 3D environments with astounding accuracy. Like "L.A Noire", "Heavy Rain" uses that same technology in its gameplay and it looks amazing. The game has trillions of little details that look gorgeous when playing through. Sure there are some oddities (I.e; when someone isnt a central character they clearly look fake/ made up) but the environment, the tiny objects and even the rain look life like.

The soundtrack is alright. There is nothing that I would rush to download, but it does its job as being an atmospheric addition to the game.

Grade: B-

Verdict:

This game is an art project, and while I have been tooting its horn the game is like a movie. Once you find out who's behind the crimes, the plot actually doesnt change. There isnt anything you can do to make it a different person, as a result the replay value, while fun at first dies out quickly. Sure there are different scenes but once you know who it is, the suspense kinda dies. A great game however, and it should be experienced at least once.

Final Grade: B

Is it worth your money: I would rent it to be honest, it can be beaten in two days sitting. If you like it enough, buy it of course. But if you find its not for you, I wouldn't blame you.

GTA IV Complete Edition Review

Grand Theft Auto IV: Complete Edition

"I'm looking for that special someone."

Game: Grand Theft Auto IV& Episodes from Liberty City
Developer: Rockstar North
Rating: Mature
Platforms: Xbox 360 & PS3
M.S.R.P: 39.99

Ever since Rockstar announced "GTA V" people have been eagerly awaiting more details about the upcoming entry. Besides a trailer being released, the most info we have to go on are rumors and lies spread by fans. I for one am excited to see the next chapter in the GTA universe and I am celebrating with GTA IV the complete edition. Originally released in 2008, this edition carries both the original story of IV and the add ons, "The Ballad of Gay Tony" and "The Lost and The Damned". Is this a joy ride you should pay for? We'll find out.

Story:

There are three stories to GTA IV told by different protagonists which intertwine at different points. The original story of GTA IV revolves around a serbian immigrant named Niko Bellic. He arrives at Liberty City (a city fashioned after New York) to start life anew away from the debt he owed mobsters in Europe. Living with his cousin he hopes to have an honest job, however his cousins gambling addiction and debts lure Niko back into a life of crime, to which he and his cousin must do their best to survive in a city where money is everything.

The writing is spectacular and the game is the most mature entry in the series to date. While there is still alot of the GTA society satire to be found, in terms of how Niko interacts with the world is more realistic than cartoony. The game is essentially a commentary on the American way of life, its capitalistic greed, its unrealistic oppourtunities. While all GTA games require one to suspend their disbelief,  GTA IV unlike the last games doesn't feel like too far of a stretch. You sympathize with this character and in the end, you want him to win, which is a rarity for the jerks the series usually has you control.

Grade: A

Gameplay:

The gameplay has remained, in principal relatively the same since GTA III. In an open world map you control the character and the game allows you to go anywhere you please. You steal cars to get to locations faster, or take cabs or trains. And yet there are tiny details the game goes for, that make it a memorable experience. The streets are populated with pedestrains who will do everything from, carrying a bag of groceries, talking on celphones, having conversations or even being bums sleeping under some shade. One can walk down the street and get hot dogs, pay a subway musician some change or even simply take a train ride. This game has a massive potential of violence to be sure, but the creators went up and beyond to make this feel like a real breathing world, and it shows.

In terms of combat, the series has finally been upgraded. In this entry you can autolock onto enemies easier and a dynamic cover system has been put in place. Litterally anything you see in the city you can use as cover in a gun fight. (From a nearby dumpster to the car your driving). Driving itself has also changed as the shoulder buttons now accelarte and decelerate the car to create a more realistic feel. ( As opposed to the usual buttons) There are also tons of mini games to play, like bowling, darts and pool and each have so much detail they can be games on their own. If you played GTA before you know what to expect and you will have a blast.

Grade: A

Graphics and sound:

Unfortunately the graphics in GTA IV are starting to look a little dated. While this version of GTA IV actually upscales the details to a degree (yes there is a noticeable difference in this version compared to a regular version of gta) when compared to more recent games like Red Dead Redemption or even Mass Effect 3, the game does not look as spectacular as it did when it first game out. That is not to say that it isn't still stunning, it merely got old.

The music however is why I run to buy GTA games when they first come out. The games radio stations have the greatest songs ever made and fit the atmosphere the game is trying to make. It plays everything from cool jazz to indie rock, to kanye west hip hop and even bob marley. The music and sounds will blow you away and that is something that has to be considered.

Grade: B

Verdict:

Buy this game. If you already have GTA IV and the dlc episodes, then I suppose it is a waste of money to buy it again. However if you havent, sell your GTA IV copy and pick up this one. (Especially f you havent even played GTA IV yet) get this and you wont regret it.

Final Grade: A-

Is it worth your money: If you're new to the series yes! If you already own all the episodes and an original disc, save your money.

Grand Theft Auto 3 F.T.W

Its time, that long last boring hour at work with your mind at boredoms edge. Here is this friday's F.T.W, "Grand Theft Auto 3 : 10 Year Anniversary" for Iphone/ Ipad brought to us by "Rockstar Games"

Iphone Game
9.99
Rating: Mature Content and Themes

Unless you've been living under a rock, this is one of the single most important video games of the last century. Grand Theft Auto revolutionized the now overdone concept of "Open world" gaming. Without it there would be no Assassin's Creed, no Saints Row, no Batman Arkham City etc. And despite all the protests from parents at the time the game is pretty tame compared to most violent games now. If you're looking for a trip down memory lane look no further.

Although this game is a ps2 port the graphics have been upscaled, with the controls tweaked for iphone. Most commands are touch sensitive with an icon on screen representing the ps2 equivalent. To be honest the controls take some time to get used to, but after a while it is still as immersive now as it was then. A fun mafiaoso game everyone should try out. So if you have an Iphone....whats stopping you.

ENJOY!!!

JS Gameboy Color Game Center F.T.W

I came across this link from a friend and this is by far the greatest online program I have ever come across. I can barely contain my excitement, but this is without a doubt the greatest time waster of them all. I give you, "JS Gameboy Color Game Center"

Online Game(s)
Free to play

Some of you may be familiar with emulators and or roms. In the gaming world when a game is ripped and its data is placed into a computer file it is called a rom. The programs that run these roms are called emulators. In most cases you have to go around downloading the roms and emulators you want from different sources. This program eliminates all that and lets you play your favorite games from the gameboy golden age for free.

So if you want to play some classic Zelda or Mario while your killing time at work go ahead. I find it works best on Google Chrome.

ENJOY!!!

You can play "JS Gameboy Color Game Center" here:

http://gamecenter.grantgalitz.org/